What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig Suicide squad
When did the tomatoes said to the tomato ketchup
Obi wan be like to earth maul lightsabers are blue lightsabers are red I cut you in half why the fuck aren’t you dead
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bombers mind? His arse.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof? It depends on how thin you slice them.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his Grandmothers nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still waring them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour? Stopping it with a pitchfork.
Mert Has No DAD Raihan Fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah
You dad has a huge PP.
THE ORPHANS ALL DIED!!! oh wait, no one cares.. THEIR PARENTS ARE ALL DEAD ANYWAY, we are just making them happier, they get to join their parents in hell
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common they both wanna die and cut so they can die faster but they are already dead already dead to me!
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.
Your Nan is dead
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef? He pasta way!
What do you call a dead baby? spawn killed
So I told an orphan to slap themselves untill they are wanted, I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves then I stopped them then told them to punch themselves. The next day a saw a dead orphan.
i wish i was a dinosaur because all of them are dead
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people
