Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
Yo people!
Little Johnny's actually dead!
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
what did superman say to batman nothing bruce is dead
Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."
Gf: "I luv u too."
Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."
Gf: "Ah, about that..."
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
Lil’ Johnny be dead, you fools!
stephen hawkng isnt dead his update is just laggy because he is too far from the wifi box
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"
She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.
The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
A Fish is dead who do you call?Aqua man
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
The Britain’s walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad they ask Mary the mum why she had blood all over her and she said someone dropped the butter they walked into the living room and Thomas was dead on the floor
