When you at a funeral and you laugh at the body...everyone stares and one person said isn ́t that your mom......?
Lil’ Johnny be dead u fools
stephen hawkng isnt dead his update is just laggy because he is too far from the wifi box
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes, and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?" She points off the cliff and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside all mangled and dead. The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
kid* i want to be like batman *genie* i can make arangments the kid comes homeboth of his parents are dead *genie* i told you *kid* .............................................
Baby Shark be like " It's the END" bruh they dead
what did Michael Jackson say?
nothing, he’s dead
A Fish is dead who do you call?Aqua man
Everytime I'm come straight home from work you in the bed sleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket. Then the next thing I noticed you just came back from the dead in no time dummy.
The Britain’s walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad they ask Mary the mum why she had blood all over her and she said someone dropped the butter they walked into the living room and Thomas was dead on the floor
my bother went missing 5 years ago he also supported TRUMP he is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard
I found a child on the street homeless and they were really nice so I took them Ho,e then I said who's better Biden or trump they said they support trump they r now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years
Yesterday I had a party. I got questioned about 5 dead kids died up locked in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them
Why didn't the chicken cross the road
Cause it got knocked down on its way
knock knock whos there discord server discord server who this server is dead bye bitchs I got better thing to do than wattch you sit here and type like a sloth
How do you try to shout at someone On the Bottom of the ground?
"Hey Sir! Are you dead?'
What do you call a pig that does karate
A pork chop
Yo mama so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks
