What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton.
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
I got written up on 'Take Your Daughter To Work Day.' Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.
My mom smashed my x-box so I smashed her daughter.😏
After having a win at bingo Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea..... During the meal her daughter asked her mum what it was to which she replied with a little smile...'Its what I call your father'... Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin 'Oh My God Dont eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat , but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
