Work Day jokes

September 11, bring your plane to work day.

It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.

What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.

I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.

I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

Let's make a joke on how depressing Monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.

After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"

God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."

Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.