Work Day jokes

What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.

I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.

After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?" God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."

September 11, bring your plane to work day.

Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.

Which days are the strongest?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...

My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.

Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?

It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.