Dating jokes

What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.

This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.

Why is 4/20 such an epic date?

Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)

I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.

We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.

I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

Welcome for the rhyme.

Girls are like stones.

The flat ones get skipped.

Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.

I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.

Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.

A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.

First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.

It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."

He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.

She walks away and says ok.

The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"

I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.

What do you call an emo dating another emo?

The suicide duo.

"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?

Guess how I'm getting laid tonight?

"I'm stronger than you."

What's the best thing about having sex with a 26-year-old?

There's 20 of them.

Are you a race car?

Cuz I’m tryna fuck.

Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.

These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.

Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.

Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?

The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.