Dating jokes
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
What made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were pursuing?
When I found out they liked me back. Not interested in someone with poor judgment.
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
My boyfriend accused me of cheating. I told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
What’s the best thing about dating an orphan?
You don’t need parental consent.
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
Me to my friend: I only date suicidal girls.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because that pussy is limited edition.
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?
The second nightstand.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.