Dating jokes
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)
Memes
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
What made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were pursuing?
When I found out they liked me back. Not interested in someone with poor judgment.
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
My boyfriend accused me of cheating. I told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
What’s the best thing about dating an orphan?
You don’t need parental consent.
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
Me to my friend: I only date suicidal girls.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because that pussy is limited edition.
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?
The second nightstand.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.