Dating jokes
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.
Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?
When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”
forgot me smh
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 😏😏
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with. I probably should've stopped when I got to her.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?
Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?
Tyler: Pineapple
Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.
Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?
Frankie: Right now.
Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?
Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.
Tyler: I thought you never asked.
Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.
Are you a race car?
Cuz I’m tryna fuck.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.