Dating jokes

My girlfriend gave me the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.

My girlfriend broke up with me today, but it’s ok.

She said we can still be cousins.

Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!

(I am still a single young virgin.)

What does a lesbian bring on the second date?

A U-Haul.

Pick up lines.

"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"

"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."

Why are Black women dating white men?

So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.

I met this girl at a bar and started doing her from behind. Everything was great until she turned and said, "My turn!"

How did the blind girl get a date?

She said it was love at first sight.

Me: And this is the room I cry in.

Date: You've said that about every room.

Me: Correct!

Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.

Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date? Because he didn't want to see the bill.

I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿‍♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭

I want to date depression cuz at least I know they won't leave me.

Your taste in men is like my taste in humor: dark.

How are Tinder and orphans alike?

You swipe left till you find the one you like.

Me to my friend: I only date suicidal girls.

My friend: Why?

Me: Because that pussy is limited edition.

My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.

Now she's having a breakfast.

How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?

"Wanna hang together?"

Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.

I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.