Data jokes

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.

The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.

Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...

Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.

Why did Steven Hawking die?

He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.

roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.

Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.