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What do Indians call their father when they are born?

Data.

What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!

What does a baby computer call his father? Data!

What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!

Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!

Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”

Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?

Because he saved 200 computers!

What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?

"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"

What does a baby computer call its father? Data.

Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.

Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

8 bit: Are you ok?

7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...

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