Data jokes

What does a baby computer call its father? Data.

Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.

If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.

I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?

Because he saved 200 computers!

I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂

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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.