What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
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Whatโs Whitney Houstonโs favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
Whatโs better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I donโt know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeรฑo business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying โOoh, I love how smooth it is.โ
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" ๐๐๐
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
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The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...
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What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
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As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, Iโm just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.