Survivorship bias jokes
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
Isn't it ironic that the actually nice people tend to be suicidal?
Think about it: suicide exists to make sure bad people bother each other instead.
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
Thankfully, I'm still alive because I fail at everything in life.
