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Attempt

Brooky · 4 years ago

Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...

My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!

Suicidal people

Anonymous · 7 years ago

The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.

College

Heroin Monkey · 1 month ago

A scene from the animated show Family Guy shows Peter Griffin lying on a couch in his underwear, covered in food stains and surrounded by a mountain of trash, including soda cans, pizza boxes, and takeout containers. Outside the window, his friends Joe Swanson, Cleveland Brown, and Glenn Quagmire look in with expressions of shock and horror. The text at the top reads, "bill gates dropped outta college too".

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Diarrhea

Anonymous · 8 years ago

Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.

Failure

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Thankfully, I'm still alive because I fail at everything in life.

Orphan

Anonymous · 6 years ago

How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."

Data

Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A black bar at the top contains white text that reads, "Ea-Nasir sold shitty copper." Below this, on a white background, is an overhead line drawing of a twin-engine airplane. Numerous small red dots are scattered across the plane's wings, fuselage, and tail, representing bullet holes. There is a visible concentration of these dots on the outer parts of the wings and tail, with fewer dots appearing on the central fuselage and engines.

Regret

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

An image displaying a tweet from "Liberal Hegemony Enjoyer" showing a diagram of a World War II era bomber plane. The plane is covered in numerous red dots, indicating bullet holes in areas like the wings, fuselage, and tail, but not critical areas like the engine or cockpit. Below this, there is another tweet from "John Rich" which reads: "I have yet to meet someone who regrets being unvaccinated. How about you?"

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