Survivorship bias jokes
Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!
The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.
Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
Thankfully, I'm still alive because I fail at everything in life.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?
"If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."
