What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
dark humor is like parents not everybody gets it
I like my women like I like my coffee
Dark,Rich, and Imported
What is burned dark and glued to the wall? A bad electrician
I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me "Yeah I can read braille". So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read "Screw you, asshole"
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27 Bc my basements still dark...
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Why do they do glow in the dark comdoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
What do you call a necrophilic gangbang Cracking open a cold one with the boys
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.
The old lady thinks, "I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert."
The blonde thinks, "I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him."
The Frenchman thinks, "I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake."
The Englishman thinks, "I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again."
warning this is dark
how do u knock out 26 kids in one punch give em a sandy hook
What's the difference between dark humour and morbid humour?
Dark humour is 10 babys in a trash can Morbid humour is 1 baby in 10 trash cans
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? -- Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
dark humor is like a home not everyone gets it
whats the difference from morbid humor & dark humor
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers
If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.
Friend:How dark is your humor? Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis
