What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
Dark Jokes
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
Dark humor is like parents, not everybody gets it.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Dark, rich, and imported.
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
What is burned dark and glued to the wall?
A bad electrician.
I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me, "Yeah, I can read braille." So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read, "Screw you, asshole."
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde, and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard, and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.
The old lady thinks, "I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde, and she struck the pervert."
The blonde thinks, "I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me, and she slapped him."
The Frenchman thinks, "I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark, and she slapped me by mistake."
The Englishman thinks, "I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again."
Warning, this is dark.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously not 8, because it's still dark in my basement.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
Dark humor is like a home; not everyone gets it.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
