How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement
Dark humour is like water not everyone gets it
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What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor: 10 babies in one trash can Morbid humor: 1 baby in 10 trash cans
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark, that instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed? His name is Vladimir Pootin.
What do parents and dark humor have in common. Some get it, and some don't.
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A man was taking a child into a dark forest. The child said, "I'm scared..." The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest, the boy said “I’m scared” the man said “Why are you scared I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone
why are we still fighting in darkness
mission failed soldier we will get em next time
Follow Me On TikTok @yvngkchris Joke:At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”
Dark humor is like kid with cancer.It never gets old.
dark humor is like food not everyone gets it or a kid with cancer it never gets old
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
Kobe: stop doing dark humor!
Me:why they dont land well together ?
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms? So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
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What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humour joke ?
They never get old
Paddy and Murphy are walking down street, when all of a sudden Paddy falls down a manhole, Murphy shouts down "Paddy is it dark down there". Paddy shouts up "dunno Murphy I crnt see a fecking thing"
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They don't need lightbulbs -- they glow in the dark.
