Dark jokes
A dark joke is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
I AM SO SORRY!
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
Memes
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.
One dark stormy night when I was 8 years old, I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee. Half asleep, I walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door, I felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically, and the ghostly sound stopped. Terrified, I did what I had to and went back to bed.
The next 3 nights, the same thing happened, and finally, I decided I had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up, I went into my parents' room and woke my mom up and said, "You have to come with me and see this, it's really important." Half asleep, she murmured, "Oh, what is it? Can't it wait until the morning?" I pleaded, "No, you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost. When I go in the middle of the night, I can hear a ghost sound. Then when I open the door, I feel the cold as it swoops through me, and the light comes on automatically." She yawned and said, "Oh, so that's who's been peeing in the refrigerator."
A man is walking into the woods with a young boy.
Boy: “Hey mister, it’s getting dark out and I’m scared.”
Man: “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
DARK ALERT********
A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
DARK ALERT********
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?