Dark jokes
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
My grandfather said I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
My aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said, "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or it's useless, throw it away."
The next time my aunt visited, she said, "Where is your daughter?"
My mom said, "I took your advice."
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
Dark humor is like parents. Not everyone gets it.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
I want coffee like my men.
Dark.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.