Dark jokes
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Dark humor is like parents. Not everyone gets it.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9, my basement is still dark!
There was a boy named Sammy, and he was deeply in love with a girl named Rayne. But she didn’t notice him or talk to him. But one day, she did, and they end up liking each other and getting married and lived happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy snuck in Rayne’s house at night and kidnapped her, locked her in his basement, and turned her into a puppet so she'd be with him forever and ever. The End.
Dark humor is like a home; not everyone gets it.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
Son: Mom, what is dark humor?
Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!
Mom: Exactly!
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Suicide.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
My grandfather said I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.