Dark jokes
A 60-year-old man is walking along a deserted road with a 12-year-old boy. It’s getting dark, and the boy says, “Hey mister, it’s getting dark and I’m scared.”
The man replies, “You’re scared? I’ve got to walk back to town alone!”
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
Dark humor is like a home; not everyone gets it.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously not 8, because it's still dark in my basement.
What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common? They never get old.
Dark humor is like COVID-19... Not everyone gets it.
I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me, "Yeah, I can read braille." So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read, "Screw you, asshole."
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
I want coffee like my men.
Dark.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.