I'd make an emo joke but that would be cutting a little too close.
What dose dark humor and kids with cancer have in common, they never get old
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest, after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, "you have to come with me and see this it's really important," Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can't it wait until the morning?' I pleaded, "no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically." She yawned and said, "oh so that's who's been peeing in the refrigerator."
what is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humour? Dark humour never dies!
A man is walking into the woods with a young boy:
Boy: “Hey mister, it’s getting dark out and I’m scared.”
Man: “How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone.”
Wanna see something dark
close your eyes
Dark humor is like life not every one gets it
DARK ALERT******** a girl went 2 the doctor the doctor said she had 1yr to live she shot the doctor and the judge gave her 15 yrs. DARK ALERT********
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? because the africans couldnt swim.
How much emo’s does it take to screw in a light bulb Non they sit in the dark and cry
Dr Suess Dark jokes HEY THERE LITTLE MISTER IM DATING YOUR SISTER!!!
The dark side of kid songs: You got a friend in me..you got a friend in me!
Guys I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things. *proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Dark humor is like food some people get others don't ...
My favorite dark joke are orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
why did the emo kid like the all black oreos cause there dark.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb.
Not 15, as my basements still dark
Dark humour jokes are like water, some get it, some don’t.
