Dark Jokes

Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.

25 at a time.

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DH: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.

Dark..Humor :)

Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry

*bowl of dark grapes* Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men Friend 2: Black? Good one Friend 1: 21 at a time

So a orphon was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked why are you crying?

Then said do you want me to get your parents.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.