Dark jokes
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
I want coffee like my men.
Dark.
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
The Middle Ages were called the dark ages because there were too many knights.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."