Dark jokes
Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
I want coffee like my men.
Dark.
The Middle Ages were called the dark ages because there were too many knights.
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
I am dark humor.