Dark jokes
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Memes
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
I want coffee like my men.
Dark.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
The Middle Ages were called the dark ages because there were too many knights.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
I am dark humor.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
Dark humor is like COVID-19... Not everyone gets it.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.