Dark Jokes

Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?

Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.

When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.

But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!

Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.

25 at a time.

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Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

*bowl of dark grapes*

Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.

Friend 2: Black? Good one.

Friend 1: 21 at a time.

How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.