Dark jokes

What’s red and cries?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.

How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?

Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.

Why are orphans so scared of the dark?

The dad can't check the closet for them.

The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?

IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!

I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.

Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!

Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.

Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they all sit in the dark.

Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:

Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.

(I would never do that though I love puppies)

Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.

I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!

How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just cry in darkness.

Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)

Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?

Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.

Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.

What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.

There are women complaining about being r@ped.

JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁

Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.

Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"

Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

So dark.

Many jokes about orphans.

God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!