Dark jokes
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
Dark humour is like skin.
The darker it is, the less people like it.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
What’s the difference between morbid humor and dark humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in one trash can, and morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
WJE iceberg
How is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.
Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:
Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.
(I would never do that though I love puppies)