Dark jokes
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
DARK ALERT********
A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
DARK ALERT********
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"