Dark jokes

Emo kid

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they are all crying in a dark corner.

Song

The dark side of kid songs:

You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!

Memes

Suicide

Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.

*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*

Emo

How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they sit in the dark and cry.

Woman

Dark humor and women are very similar...

Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.

Water

What is the same between water and dark jokes?

Not everyone gets it!

Emo

How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.

Wood

A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."

The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Priest

How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.

Man

A man was taking a young child into the woods.

The young child said, "Mister, it's getting dark and I'm scared."

The man replied with, "How do you think I feel? I have to go back alone."

Baby

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.

Pornstar

Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"

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