Dark jokes
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
Dark humor is like the plague; everyone was supposed to get it.
A man was taking a young child into the woods.
The young child said, "Mister, it's getting dark and I'm scared."
The man replied with, "How do you think I feel? I have to go back alone."
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.