Dark jokes

Song

The dark side of kid songs:

You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!

Suicide

Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.

*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*

Memes

Emo

How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they sit in the dark and cry.

Kid

Twin Towers

I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.

Woman

Dark humor and women are very similar...

Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.

Water

What is the same between water and dark jokes?

Not everyone gets it!

Humour

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.

Emo

How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.

Wood

A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."

The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Priest

How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.

Man

A man was taking a young child into the woods.

The young child said, "Mister, it's getting dark and I'm scared."

The man replied with, "How do you think I feel? I have to go back alone."

Baby

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.

Cop

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.

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