Dark jokes
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
Memes
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
Dark humor is like the plague; everyone was supposed to get it.
A man was taking a young child into the woods.
The young child said, "Mister, it's getting dark and I'm scared."
The man replied with, "How do you think I feel? I have to go back alone."
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"