Dark Jokes

i could tell a joke right now but its to dark

Dark humor and woman are very similar...

Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.

dark humor is like water some people get it others dont

What's the similarities between dark humour and cancer

It's funnier when kids get it

How many Emo's does it take to screw in a light bulb.None they all just sit in the dark and cry.

A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared." The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

What is the same between water and dark jokes? Not everyone gets it!

Dark humor is like the plague everyone was supposed to get it

A man was taking a young child into the woods. the young child said, "mister it's getting dark and I'm scared." the man replied with "how do you think I feel." "I have to go back alone."

How many dead baby's does it take to change a light bulb?

Well It's not 8 because my basement is still dark

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb.

None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.

Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it..

Dark Jokes Dark jokes are just like water Not everybody get's it

Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C?

Because you can't C in the dark.

What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common. They never get old.

Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.

They never get old

A Story:

I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heared scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police. But it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again. But this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby. Certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.

Sequel follows...