The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Dark Jokes
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
Dark humor is like the plague; everyone was supposed to get it.
A man was taking a young child into the woods.
The young child said, "Mister, it's getting dark and I'm scared."
The man replied with, "How do you think I feel? I have to go back alone."
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it.
