Dark jokes
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
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A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
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Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Dark humor is like the plague; everyone was supposed to get it.
A man was taking a young child into the woods.
The young child said, "Mister, it's getting dark and I'm scared."
The man replied with, "How do you think I feel? I have to go back alone."
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.