Dark jokes
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
DARK ALERT********
A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
DARK ALERT********
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
How many Indians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and wait for the British to come and do it.
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.