Dark Jokes

Dark humor and woman are very similar...

Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.

A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared." The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

A man was taking a young child into the woods. the young child said, "mister it's getting dark and I'm scared." the man replied with "how do you think I feel." "I have to go back alone."

How many dead baby's does it take to change a light bulb?

Well It's not 8 because my basement is still dark

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb.

None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.

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A Story:

I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heared scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police. But it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again. But this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby. Certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.

Sequel follows...