Dark Humor
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
Death once had a near Chuck experience.
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
I like my wine like how I like my women: 10 years old and locked in a basement.
Joe Mama!
What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- One dead baby in five garbage cans.
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.