"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
If someone calls you, reply with this: “Hi, this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?”
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
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Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
A man walked into a library. He asked the librarian, "Have you got a book on how to commit suicide?" The librarian replied, "No, you'd never bring it back!"
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
Dark humor is like water.
Not everybody gets it.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.
Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me?
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.
It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage".
If you guessed "Marriage" you're stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never gets old to him. Just like the baby.
