New Dark Humor - Page 34 - Worst Jokes Ever

What is red and very rare?

A child in a blender.

Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind?

How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?

He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.

"Wanna play the rape game?"

"No!!!!"

"That's the spirit!"

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours.

Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

If someone calls you, reply with this: “Hi, this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?”

What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?

Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.

Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.

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Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.

Like if you think rape jokes are funny.

So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉

My humour is so dark that its life matters.

You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.

Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.

A man walked into a library. He asked the librarian, "Have you got a book on how to commit suicide?" The librarian replied, "No, you'd never bring it back!"