Dark Humor
Friend: How dark IS your humor?
Me: It started an organization against cops.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Sally.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?
You tell them it's a leap of faith.
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
The F in orphan stands for family.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.
Too bad he left him hanging.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
What’s worse than nailing 10 babies to 1 tree?
Nailing 1 baby to 10 trees.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.