Dark Humor
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
The F in orphan stands for family.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.
Too bad he left him hanging.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
What’s worse than nailing 10 babies to 1 tree?
Nailing 1 baby to 10 trees.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
"Just say no to drugs!"
Well, if I'm talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.
I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
The depressed kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging!
I am dark humor.