Dark Humor
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.
Too bad he left him hanging.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
What’s worse than nailing 10 babies to 1 tree?
Nailing 1 baby to 10 trees.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
"Just say no to drugs!"
Well, if I'm talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.
I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
The depressed kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging!
I am dark humor.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.