Dark Humor

My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.

How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?

You tell them it's a leap of faith.

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.

What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?

A microwave won't brown your meat.

Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.

My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.

My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!

Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."

What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!

The F in orphan stands for family.

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.

Too bad he left him hanging.

Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.

What’s worse than nailing 10 babies to 1 tree?

Nailing 1 baby to 10 trees.

When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

3) 10 dead babies.

Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.

Kid: "What's dark humor?"

Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."

Kid: "I am blind, Mom."

Mom: "Exactly."

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

It never gets old.

"Just say no to drugs!"

Well, if I'm talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.

I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling.

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny.