What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
What's worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
What did the rope say to my depressed ass?
~ Hey, you wanna hang?