Dark Humor
This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"
I replied, "I done it as a joke."
-April 1, 2020
What is a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
I bought a book for my blind friend.
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."