Dark Humor
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."
Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."
Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
D: Johnny, Johnny.
J: Yes, Papa?
D: Eating sugar?
J: No, Papa!
D: Telling lies?
J: No, Papa!
D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.