I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
babies are like airstrikes they get aborted
Dark humor is like pussy whining bitches don't get it
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What part of a vegetable can’t u eat? The wheelchair😑
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder. The ungrateful brat. I see why he is a orphan
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
Whats the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
