What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
Dark Humor
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
Wives are like grenades. Pull the ring, and the house is gone.
Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
