Dark Humor

I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.

How do blind kids get punished?

By moving the furniture around the house.

Wife: I’m pregnant.

Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.

Wife: No, you’re not.

Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.

Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.

What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.

What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?

When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)

So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.

A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀

What do you call a garage that is gay?

A gyarge.

I teach orphans.

But the problem is I can't give them homework.

Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?

I told him to be a stand-up comedian!

I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"

What do you call a black comedian?

Dark Humor.

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"

Mom replied with, "That's your father."

Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."

One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.

What's a child abuser's favorite song?

"Just Beat It!"

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until their parents come home.