Dark Humor

Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.

I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.

This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.

How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just beat the room for being black.

I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.

How do blind kids get punished?

By moving the furniture around the house.

Wife: I’m pregnant.

Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.

Wife: No, you’re not.

Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.

Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.

What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.

What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?

When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)

So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.

A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀

What do you call a garage that is gay?

A gyarge.

I teach orphans.

But the problem is I can't give them homework.

Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?

I told him to be a stand-up comedian!

I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"

What do you call a black comedian?

Dark Humor.