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Dark Humor

What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?

The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.

I wasn't planning on going on a run, but those cops showed up out of nowhere.

I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" I said, "I know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed and laughed, well, everyone except one.

A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”

I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.

This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.

How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just beat the room for being black.

I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.

Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.

Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.

What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?

When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)

So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.

A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀