What’s long and black
The line at kfc
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
I bought a book for my blind friend.
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung
what cant you say to an emo?Hang in there buddy
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."
Why cant orphans be gay?
because they got nobody to call daddy
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
you so ugly that if you looked in the mirror you would walk into the light
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
