What did one tower say to the other damn you looking fly
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that side walked cracked up. 👋🏻
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
So a daughter goes to her dad and says “daddy can I borrow the car?” He the tells her “you know what to do”. So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust and says “ugh tastes like shit” her dad then said “damn I forgot your brother took the car”
JoE mAmA sO FaT ThaT whEn sANtA cAmE tO OuR HoUsE hE sAiD " hO hO hOLy sHiT, sHe dAmN ThiCK - - " .v.
Damn boy , you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed Damn, that really stiff
egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, mf look like a damn balloon. call me kobe cause im finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo parents. mr clean, bootleg saitama lookin ass mfer. no hair? :(
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad stall hasn't came back with that God damn milk
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? *damn my bulls* ahahaha
This morning I woke up then took a bath with some chocolate mud at first when i turn the damn flossers on. i notice it wasn't water it's was all chocolate mud and now my body is all chocolatly.
TDS- Too Damn Slow
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing
So little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test, his mother and father gets home and he tells them " mom I failed my math test" his mother aggressively says "get the belt" Johnny says "why?" His mother says "im gonna spank you for failing" Johnny says "so just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night
You say to your slow friend: Damn your slower than Stephen Hawkings. And that takes some talent.
I would rather do my own laundry not my uncle"s laundry because I ain"t no damn butler like Alfred from batman i don't live in no damn batcave by Gotham tity.
Hey Girl: hey Damn i forgot my spray bottle Girl: what It says spray on flat surfaces
Her: I love kobe bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: Atleast you don't say save the trees cus damn kobe is good
i really wasnt planning on going for a run today, but damn those cops came put of nowhere’s
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because my and the gorilla had too much to drink.
