Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb... A: Not Three. My damn basement is still dark...
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn
Teacher: Is anyone missing.
Students: Your Parents
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimers." Boy: "What's that?" Grandpa: "What's what?"
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning and think damn better luck next time
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler? “Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
I will never forgot my grandfather‘s last words:
Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!
when you suffer from deppresion and some tells you to just cheer up god damn why didnt i think of that
The real dead hooked joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC, you know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker Pork. Concidering it stretching from the 80's-2000's pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton Pork.
damn Americans they fucking suck at clash royal.
A 10y.o. : I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7. A 10y.o. week later: Damn... my life is shitty...
<2y. later> 12y.o. : What is de-pre-ssion? *googles it*
Now 14y.o. : Oh...
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad oh my god
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your Parents
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan Mosque." Damn thats a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11. My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind yo f...ing buisnes like damn
YO MAMA! Yo mama so FAT... i tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
mother got shot, damn father got shot, damn sister got shot, damn brother got shot, damn auntie running away with a shot gun
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED Fell papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
What does the depression person say to the happy person? Damn I wish I was on the stuff your on lol.
