Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said "lets play a game". so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says "A" little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself "well he might say something like a$$" so the teacher calls on sally. sally say "apple". the teacher says "B" little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though "no he might say something like b!tch". so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says "R" little Johnny raises his hand and say "me me please I really know one". then the teacher thinks to herself "well theres no cuss word that starts with R" so she said "ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R" little Johnny says "a rat!" and the teacher very pleased say "very good Johnny what type of rat" little Johnny says "A big gosh damn mother freaker". sorry I had to edit some word but y'all know what I meant.
Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb... A: Not Three. My damn basement is still dark...
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn
Teacher: Is anyone missing.
Students: Your Parents
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimers." Boy: "What's that?" Grandpa: "What's what?"
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning and think damn better luck next time
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler? “Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
I will never forgot my grandfather‘s last words:
Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!
when you suffer from deppresion and some tells you to just cheer up god damn why didnt i think of that
The real dead hooked joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC, you know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker Pork. Concidering it stretching from the 80's-2000's pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton Pork.
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad oh my god
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11. My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan Mosque." Damn thats a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
My teacher got so made at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and i said “damn, got hit twice”
James Bond: vodka martini Bartender: shaken not sterd James Bond: do I look like I give a DAMN
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your Parents
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind yo f...ing buisnes like damn
