Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
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Dairy Jokes
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
He jizzes canned cheese.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
Cheese.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.