Dairy jokes
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?
Actually, I shouldn't spread it.
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅