What do you call a cow with no toes
Lac-toes intolerant
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said "I used all the milk to make your sister"
How did you dad come back with the milk- the Milky Way
What did the cow say to its udders? Hi
Butter believe it
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.
why do orphans not know if there lactose and tolerant because there dad never came back with milk
a cow is a earthquake it's a milkshake
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!😅
Kid: Dad where are you going
Dad: To get milk
TEN YEARS LATER
Kids friend: wheres your dad
Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
What do you call a non binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy
what kind of cheese protects castles
MOAT-zerrela
If mcdonald's is fast food, the dairy queen is Fast Cream.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? -- "Deja moo!"
where do do dairy queen and burger king go after dinner? white castle
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke. but the joke was to cheesy
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
My dad is now a milkman Now i have over 50 brothers and sisters
