Dairy jokes
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Memes
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."