Dairy jokes
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 馃槀
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can鈥檛 tell you, you鈥檒l spread it.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
What do you call a cow 馃惍 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.