Dairy jokes
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
Butter believe it.
I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.
The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"
That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."
I lick cows for my mother.
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.