When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said "I used all the milk to make your sister"
What did the cow say to its udders? Hi
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
Butter believe it
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.
why do orphans not know if there lactose and tolerant because there dad never came back with milk
a cow is a earthquake it's a milkshake
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!😅
Kid: Dad where are you going
Dad: To get milk
TEN YEARS LATER
Kids friend: wheres your dad
Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
What do you call a non binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy
what kind of cheese protects castles
MOAT-zerrela
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? -- "Deja moo!"
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke. but the joke was to cheesy
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
why did the mailman come to the house? To come back with the milk
My dad is now a milkman Now i have over 50 brothers and sisters
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
I will be back, im gonna get milk..... Me:....
yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
