I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
Butter believe it.
