Dairy jokes
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
I lick cows for my mother.
He jizzes canned cheese.
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? De-calf-inated.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?
"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"