Dairy

Dairy jokes

Milk

What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?

Orphan

Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?

Because their dad never came back with milk.

Memes

Whey

Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅

Milky Way

Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!

Milk

Kid: Dad, where are you going?

Dad: To get milk.

TEN YEARS LATER

Kid's friend: Where's your dad?

Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.

Lactose

What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

Non-buy dairy.

Food

If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.

Cow

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

"Deja moo!"

Cheese

I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.