Dairy jokes
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
What do you call bees that produce milk?
Boo-bees!
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
I lick cows for my mother.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
Cheese.
Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.