Dairy jokes
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
What do you call a cow 馃惍 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
I love almond milk. It鈥檚 unlike any udder milk.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese鈥攈ow dairy!
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
How do you call a cow鈥檚 butt? A dairy-air.
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can鈥檛 tell you, you鈥檒l spread it.