What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
