why did the mailman come to the house? To come back with the milk
I will be back, im gonna get milk..... Me:....
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
I went home to my girlfriend, with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
Wanna hear a joke about cheese never mind it’s to cheesy <:
What did the indian cheese say to the other cheese? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast
What do you call a band made of cheese? Grate That
Cheese gimme cheese
( inspired by a friend)
I told my sister a Dairy joke,
She said it was cheesy.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesey
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick
what do you call expired milk
the milky way
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They Lactose
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese. But it's only mild.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk The dad finally came back with the milk
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
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