I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick
I went home to my girlfriend, with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
Wanna hear a joke about cheese never mind it’s to cheesy <:
What did the indian cheese say to the other cheese? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast
Cheese gimme cheese
( inspired by a friend)
What do you call a band made of cheese? Grate That
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesey
what do you call expired milk
the milky way
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They Lactose
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
What do you call a general neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk The dad finally came back with the milk
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese. But it's only mild.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way of course!
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.