Dairy jokes
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Memes
What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?
"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!
A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
What is a cow?