Dairy Jokes

Why do orphans like milk so much? Because they got no milk as a baby.

He jizzes canned cheese

What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father

What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef

CHEESE

I told my sister a Dairy joke,

She said it was cheesy.

What does the dairy products praise? Cheeseus

Why does Sour Cream have an expiration date?

Why did dairy queen and burger king get arrested for copywrite infringement? because they gave birth to five guys.

What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

What did one cheese say to the other cheese?

"Hello, its a nice day, do you have any plans on what your going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.

A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese-how dairy

where do do dairy queen and burger king go after dinner? white castle

Ok so I have a dairy and sugar allergy and if I eat it I get REALLY CONSTIPATED so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol

You know why teacher punished dairy milk.. 🍫🍫?? Answer : because he was choco_'late' to school.. 🏣

How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-ère.

I have a cow over my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor so my family force it to come and live with me at my place. The cow ask me where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk cheese yogurt and meat? In the refrigerator where do you think i keep on the farm with all the rest of those cows? That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed then she starting getting high and drinked some cow wine with titty milk and it made her shit all over the bed.