Dairy jokes
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
Butter believe it.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Not yo cheese!
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? De-calf-inated.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake.
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
I lick cows for my mother.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.