What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
Wanna hear a joke about cheese never mind it’s to cheesy <:
What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?
"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They Lactose
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
