Dairy jokes

Why did the mailman come to the house?

To come back with the milk.

I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"

I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.

Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?

"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"

Cheese, gimme cheese!

(inspired by a friend)

The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.

What do you call a band made of cheese?

Grate That!

I told my sister a Dairy joke.

She said it was cheesy.

What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.

Why did the cow wiggle?

To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

What are cow jokes considered?

Cheesy.

What do you call expired milk?

The Milky Way.

Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.

I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.

I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.

A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake.

What is a cow?

I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.

The dad finally came back with the milk!

What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.