What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way of course!
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Why do orphans like milk so much? Because they got no milk as a baby.
He jizzes canned cheese
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, its a nice day, do you have any plans on what your going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
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Ok so I have a dairy and sugar allergy and if I eat it I get REALLY CONSTIPATED so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol
Why does Sour Cream have an expiration date?
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Why did dairy queen and burger king get arrested for copywrite infringement? because they gave birth to five guys.
You know why teacher punished dairy milk.. 🍫🍫?? Answer : because he was choco_'late' to school.. 🏣
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-ère.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese-how dairy
I have a cow over my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor so my family force it to come and live with me at my place. The cow ask me where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk cheese yogurt and meat? In the refrigerator where do you think i keep on the farm with all the rest of those cows? That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed then she starting getting high and drinked some cow wine with titty milk and it made her shit all over the bed.
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain? dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
