Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-ère.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.
The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"
That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
