Dairy jokes
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
Of course!
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
What is a cow?
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!