What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
I lick cows for my mother.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.
The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"
That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
