daddy's jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
"Uwu daddy."
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
What did the black kid say when he went to the confession booth?
"Daddy?"
We say “Father, I have sinned,” because it would be weird if we said, “Daddy, I have sinned,” right?
“Forgive me, Daddy, for my transgressions!” We say the “Our Father,” not the “Our Daddy.”
Child: Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodnight Grandma. Goodbye Grandpa!
Dad: Wait, why are you saying that?
Child: I just felt like it.
The next day, the Grandpa is dead.
Dad: That's just a VERY scary coincidence.
Child: Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodbye Grandma.
Dad: Wait, why are you saying that?
Child: I just felt like it.
The next day, the Grandma is dead.
Dad: That's just a VERY scary coincidence.
Child: Goodnight Mommy, Goodbye Daddy!
Dad: Oh no. If I survive until tomorrow, everything will be okay!
Survives until tomorrow.
Dad: Whew! That was nice! *Goes to house*
Mom: Honey! I was so worried about you! The mailman just dropped dead on our porch!
(If you don't get it, the mailman is the biological father)
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents, "Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white!"
The mother rushes the boy to the hospital, while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm.
"How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" he exclaims.
The wife looks up at him, "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection!"
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.