daddy's jokes
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Daddy, harder!
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.
Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*
Dad: Babe, we need to talk.
Mom: Okay......
Dad: He's grounded.
Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.
Son: Am I getting a new daddy?
Mom: Soon honey, soon....
Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."