daddy's jokes
Where did daddy cum in the bed?...
Everywhere!
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
One day, Little Johnny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there, so he went in to use it and asked his mom, "What is that between your legs?"
His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened, but with his dad. He asked his dad, "What is that between his legs?" He said, "My snake."
The same thing happened one more time, except with his grandmother. Little Johnny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said, "My headlights."
One night, Little Johnny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said, "Grandma, grandma, turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is trying to get into mommy's bush!"
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
Mom: Daddy, stop!
Me: No!
Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Two mums hook up!
Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"
The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔