daddy's jokes
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Why do they call priests "father?" Because it's too suspicious to call him "daddy!"
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Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father replied, "I don't know, son. I'm still paying."
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
One day, a father was showering, and his daughter ran into the bathroom while he was getting out and drying off.
The daughter curiously pointed to her father's penis and asked, "Daddy, when am I going to get one of those!?"
The father replied quickly, "In about 15 minutes, when your mother leaves for work."
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
A little girl said one day, "Grandma's gonna die tonight!" The next morning, the girl's grandmother's body was found.
That day she said again, "Grandpa's gonna die tonight!" Sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning.
That day she said, "Daddy's gonna die tonight." The girl's father was terrified. He lay shaking the entire night. Somehow, he survived until morning. His wife came into the room crying. He asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."