daddy's jokes
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Daddy, where's my anus?
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.