So on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky. Dad: aren't the stars just wonderful? I'm not sure, from my angle all I see is clouds. Dad: Well come over hear and take a look. Boy: Damm, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!!! Dad: Well then I guess I will have too make you see them everywhere you look then.
Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said... NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! π₯°π₯°π₯°
my dad is john cena
because i can't see him
pls help my dad is a addict he wont stop and he eats my food. Sometimes i think should i kill him but nah he will go down with the others who did that too.
Depression hits harder than my dad
WHY DO U CANT EAT CERAL
BECASUE YOUR DAD NEVER CAME BACK FROM GETTING THE MIK!!!
Boy:"Mister can i get candy" Mister:No You shit head Boy:Why?:( Mister:Because i'm not your dad
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
why did my dad leave me
because i was gay
Whats the difference between cancer and my dad. Cancer is still hereπππ π πππͺπͺπ₯π₯ππ
Why did ama cross the road
To find his dad
Whatβs fat brown and has no dad
Ama
what do call a girl with one leg. ilean
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
Where did ur dad go??? cause i saw him at the milkshop oh wait there isnt one
One morning peppy and George came downstairs for Breckfast but they got a plate of juicy bacon there dad had recently gone missing so they ate it quite sadly the next morning they went to school and asked their teacher what is bacon made out of the teacher replied βpigs why?βpeppa and George looked horrified
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut π
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they Μd crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
This 15 year old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed unfortunately it killed her dad because it fell off the wall
(Do you get the joke)
(Her dad was on her and it fell and killed him)
I Wana date u said mom dad said no u are horrid f*cking d*ck
I went to a sleepover at my best friend's house. He lives with his grandpa and little brother, his mom and dad. His little brother likes to run around the house naked sometimes. I cant help but notice his grandpa always looks up when he does.
