Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: CUZ I JUST BIT MY TOUNG!!! (Drama scene)
why didn't orphan go home
cuz he didn't have a home
Any body have nothing to do? Well here is a prank that you'll never forget!
( Btw I never actually did this irl yet)
So tell your parents at night to come in in about 30 minutes cuz your legs hurt and you need them rubbed. So when they come in, pretend like your sleeping and right before they go out shout: NO! Then they will look at you but you'll be sleeping. (The idea is that you'll be sleep talking.) Then you start to cuss and say the most random things like: Hey you can't chew my cud it's mine, plus, you even went swimming today at that damm lake! Also say something like: YOU SON OF A BITCH! *swat in the air once* Then say: Why a made your f*ckin' bed today you stupid parents! *swat three times* And btw try and not smile as hard as it may be cuz they will be looking at you weird. And try to open your eyes just enough so you can see them. And depending on the tipe of parent you have they may wake you up by then or they will get interested and start laughing! Any way, then say: That mother f*cker that lives across the street just said I was ugly, you should do something about it(sibling name) ______. And also say: And if you happen to know where the nearest store is then that would be helpful. Then say: No Hulk! Leave me alone I love you! *swat twice*. Then say: Uncle Timmy Tom you are such a nude nick.(my dad made up the word nude nick, it just means crazy and annoying ) Then settle down and lay on your stomach in your "sleep" and make it look like you putting the blanket on you more, but irl it would probably be to hide a smile! I think I will stop there cuz I don't think any one could hold in there laughter that long and if you feel like you can hold out longer then just make something up.
I hope you guys can do this and it goes well for you! Please comment! Byeee!
I'll give you an A because your awesome s B because you beautiful a C because your caring And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it
why can't an orphan go on a field trip? Cuz they need parent registration 😩
my ill sis said why did the bear said no to ice cream and I said why she said cuz it stuffed
Why do orphans come to me Cuz they have someone to call father
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
Cuz he was in need of a light snack!
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns, I couldn't finish cuz it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's ALOT of jokes!
Why are grapes never alone?
Cuz they hang out in a bunch!
y Do orphans look at a house for so long Cuz they never had one
jack and jill went down to hell to fetch ur mothers bladder her bladder broke u two are soaked and now u have a daughter cuz in that bladder was me
why are half of the orphans blind? cuz they cant find there parents
Bf: Do you love me?
Gf: Most of time.
Bf: Well it's either yes or no.
Gf: ...
Bf: Well when is it that you don't love me?
Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you to the river an hour than it takes me a half hour to love you again.
Bf: Why?
Gf: Cuz you always see that OTHER GIRL.
Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!
Gf: Ohh...
Why should old womon never eat sea food?
Cuz then she'll start acting crabby.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
Cuz it's a ham-burger isn't it?
Why do planets circle the son?
Cuz they like the game of ring- around the- rosy.
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
Cuz it's a car-PET.
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 eight 9 ( Classic)
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
Cuz all the fans have left.
