Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium???
'Cuz' he made his home run
Why did the credit card go to jail??????
'Cuz' it was guilty as charged
Why did the guy take a bath cuz he cum and it was too mess
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid
Why are your eyes blue? CUZ THEY HAVE FOOD COLOURING IN THEM
Why did the orphan not play baseball cuz he couldn't find home
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
why do dogs like skeletons : cuz there boneheads
why do bunnys like bruno mars : cuz he got 24 carrots
he: Im nike and you're macdonalds She: why? he: cuz im doing it and you're loving it :)
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Cuz you are blind
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail
why are bangalis so fishy cuz the fish ate them on a daily basis
Hey stinks you know why cuz ur butts dry
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
is your body from mcdonalds cuz im loving it
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind yo f...ing buisnes like damn
Are u from tEnESeEE cuz I eAt AsES
