Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
Cuz he wanted higher grades.
Why does donald trump smell like dog shit? cuz hes a dawggggg
he never has a bad day cuz he wakes up on both side of the bed
Why can’t orphans go on go big or go home?
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
What will reddit be without the robot logo?
RedDOT.
(btw im an ugly sack, feel free to dislike this retarded joke. i like bully people cuz their jokes are stupid, and my jokes are cooler than their jokes.)
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(havent uploaded yesterday cuz couldnt think of a joke)
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road
cuz hes extinct
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE
reddit king and q, i really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop, your obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart
Cuz they sell oden not a family
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces
r u a water fall cuz me fall for you
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? cuz there dad never came back with the milk
Are you a race car? Cuz I’m tryna fuck
this is a cuphead joke. Why did the clown drive over the cup? cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
U better get used to having dry ceral cuz ur dad aint never bringing the milk back.
Why does a orphan have to go to church, cuz thats the only way he can pray for a father.
Your grandmother died cuz she fell on the highest floor of the hotel your grandfather died cuz he got shot by saving your mother if he didn't save your mother you wouldn't be here You grew up in a world full of virus you wanted the virus to be gone there's only one way But you have to know it I can't tell it for you Your mother got the Covid-19 you prayed and prayed all night hoping that she would be okay the next day the doctors went to your house without your mother you asked "Where is my mother?!?!" The doctors said "Your mother is gone,so we came here to tell you" the doctors left. Anither hour you were thinking while crying "Why was my pray not working?,Lord why'd you let me down?" You searched on Google "How to bring back the dead" the Google workers declined it.your father left you cuz he loved another girl Your brothers are still with you but what do they get the virus? Who will be with you? Don't forget Jesus is still there for you don't give up keep going and you will succeed soon you will find your own family and beat the coronavirus
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Why can’t I drive? Cuz my dad never showed me how yet
