Cuz jokes
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
He never has a bad day because he wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Are you a race car?
Cuz I’m tryna fuck.
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Your grandmother died because she fell on the highest floor of the hotel. Your grandfather died because he got shot while saving your mother. If he didn't save your mother, you wouldn't be here.
You grew up in a world full of viruses. You wanted the virus to be gone. There's only one way, but you have to know it. I can't tell it for you.
Your mother got Covid-19. You prayed and prayed all night, hoping that she would be okay. The next day, the doctors went to your house without your mother. You asked, "Where is my mother?!" The doctors said, "Your mother is gone, so we came here to tell you." The doctors left. Another hour, you were thinking while crying, "Why was my prayer not working? Lord, why'd you let me down?"
You searched on Google "How to bring back the dead." The Google workers declined it. Your father left you because he loved another girl. Your brothers are still with you, but what if they get the virus? Who will be with you?
Don't forget Jesus is still there for you. Don't give up, keep going, and you will succeed soon. You will find your own family and beat the coronavirus.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.