Why can’t orphans go to college cuz they have no one to talk to💀💀💀💀💀
Why cant orphans work at SC Johnson?
Cuz its a family company
why couldnt the toilet paper cross the road?
cuz he got stuck in the crack! *butt crack*
Q) Why did the uncle slept with his own nephew
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about donald trump ever single week end
small word of advice:Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love cuz they may be gone by then, you don't realize but every second there is someone who dies and it just could be your loved one.
Do you know why in france there is a cheese named formage á ràpe?
Cuz the cheese got rapped
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.
Dad: "If they jumped off a bridge, would you?"
Tommy: "Yes, cuz there would be a body pile to break my fall!"
Steven Hawking Died due to the bios update, he shutdown cuz the power cable got chewed
Why does an orphan play mum and dad? Cuz they need self love
1) did you hear the one about the school shooting- Actually I better not...... You wouldn't understand it's aimed more towards a younger audience 2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9 so why was 10 scared because it was in between 9-11 3) 10 dead babies
why did lazar beam kiss a man? cuz he couldnt kiss fresh he was already gay
I know this is a really bad poem but I'll do it anyway cuz I have nothing else to do.
Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and exedra. it goes on and on. But why wish for riches? Your already rich enough? If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
Prince are you really gay cuz I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time! PLEASE CHOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
why cant orphans see all these jokes on this website that were posting? cuz they dont know were the home page is.
hey you might want to look at ur butt cuz there's something coming out of uranus
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Cuz it forgot which key to use!
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
Cuz he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
Cuz the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why did the farmers wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
Cuz they were using fowl language!
