Cunt jokes
What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?
A woman!
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
You a cunt.
How did the necrophiliac get caught?
Some rotten cunt split on him....
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?
Because he is a smelly cunt.
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words: "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER, YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?
A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
What do we call a gay Canadian?
Sophisticated cunt.
"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."
Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."
Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."
My last thought: Am I a murderer?
I told my mother I'm a sexy cunt. She said, "No, you got cancer, you twat."
I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.