...two cunts were walking down the street. one was doing calculus, and the other one says, ' imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk....
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too
YOU A CUNT
How did the necrophiliac get caught?
Some rotten cunt split on him....
DON'T GO TO GHOSTPOSTER.COM THE PERSON OR PERSONS WHO RUN THAT SITE ARE A FUCKING BUNCH IF DUMB FUCKING CUNTS WHO CAN SUCK MY BIG COCK
Ok now I'm not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night fuck no cunt the 1 st cunt said why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
Salmon Rushdie got a new book out. It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?
Because he is a smelly cunt.
I'll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
Q:There was two tampons walking down the road the other day guess what they said to each other
A:nothing cause they're both stuck up cunts
what do you call a magician with no magic dyslexic cunt
What do we call a gay Canadian? Sophisticated cunt
Kill your self. Stop thinking whether or not to do it u dumb fucking cunt no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building bitch.
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."
Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."
Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."
My last thought: Am I a murderer?
I told my mother im a sexy cunt she said no u got cancer u twat
I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
My man is a paci cunt that sucks my dick
Jokes he just asked me for bobs and vegana
pussi
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt? Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
