Cunt jokes
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7’s a cunt.
Why didn't the oyster share its pearl?
Because it was a cunt.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
Your dad's a cunt.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!