Cunt

Cunt Jokes

Bunch

I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.

BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?

Gay Guy

We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.

Bus

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"

Man

What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?

A: A man!

Momma

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

Jesus

Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.

Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.