Cunt jokes

What do we want?!

A cure for Tourette's!!

When do we want it?!

Cunt!!!

Why did God create yeast infections?

So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.

I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.

BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?

We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"

What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?

A: A man!

Your dad's a cunt.

Just looking for a cunt...

Oh hello, found one.

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.

What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.

Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.

That bloke Dean's a cunt!

If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?

There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.

What do feminists and tampons have in common?

They're both stuck-up cunts.

What do you call a vagina with teeth?

A vicious cunt.

Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!

Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.

Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.

Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!