Cunt jokes

My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.

Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.

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What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?

Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.

I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.

Cunt.