Culture jokes
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Tum tum tum tum tum Sahur
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
Me: September is here!
[Labor Day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
Can emos eat happy meals?
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"