What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
Culture Jokes
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
Me: *makes Chuck Norris meme*
Internet: *all the other memes are dead now*
Me: Well, shit.
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
🤣😂😆😁
🤔 What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ 😀 👍 👍
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
