Culture jokes
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
Memes
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
Me: *makes Chuck Norris meme*
Internet: *all the other memes are dead now*
Me: Well, shit.
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
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What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
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What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"