Culture jokes
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
My friends cosplay is it good
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
What do you call a nervous Jedi? Panakin.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?