Culture jokes

A young boy is in a tepee with his father, just after his sister's naming ceremony. Curious to how it works, he asks his dad, "Father, why is my sister's name Tulip?"

His father responds, "That is her name because a tulip was the first thing she saw when she first opened her eyes."

The boy was still puzzled. "What about big brother Sparrow?"

"His name is Sparrow because a sparrow landed on him when he first began walking."

The boy finally asked how he was named. "Well, we decided to name you the same way as your sister."

The boy nods with understanding, "Thank you, father."

"No problem, Two-Dogs-Fucking."

What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?

Yours.

What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?

I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...

What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?

Removing a bomb.

Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?

A man gets captured by cannibals.

Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."

Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?

A: They already ate the bat.

I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.

What do you call a black coconut?

A CoonConut.

What do you call a disabled Asian?

"Sum ting wong."

Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?

There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.

What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?

A box of crackers.

What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?

They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.

A Chinese drunk and a Jewish drunk are sitting together on a park bench.

After finishing his drink, the Jew takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Chinese drunk.

"What the hell was that for?" asks the Chinese man, rubbing his head.

"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.

"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.

"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.

The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Jew.

"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.

"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.

"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.

"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.

What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?

A Juanda.

Me: *makes Chuck Norris meme*

Internet: *all the other memes are dead now*

Me: Well, shit.

If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.

What does an apple and a gay person have in common?

Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.

How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!

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