
Culture jokes
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
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How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
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Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Staring (DYM 119).
