Culture jokes
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
TommyInnit is a joke.
What I if told you
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Dmitri! Where's my vodka?
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"