Culture jokes
Like if you meet someone emo.
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
TommyInnit is a joke.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.