Culture jokes
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Africa.
Like if you meet someone emo.
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
TommyInnit is a joke.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.