Culture jokes
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
TommyInnit is a joke.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?
Stoners have papers.
Memes
What I if told you
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
Dmitri! Where's my vodka?
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D