Culture jokes
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Mexican Comedy Week
Margarita Monday Taco Tuesday Wetback Wednesday Tequila Thursday Fiesta Friday Shake It Saturday Sneaky Sunday
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.