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Culture Jokes
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.
What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
A young boy is in a tepee with his father, just after his sister's naming ceremony. Curious to how it works, he asks his dad, "Father, why is my sister's name Tulip?"
His father responds, "That is her name because a tulip was the first thing she saw when she first opened her eyes."
The boy was still puzzled. "What about big brother Sparrow?"
"His name is Sparrow because a sparrow landed on him when he first began walking."
The boy finally asked how he was named. "Well, we decided to name you the same way as your sister."
The boy nods with understanding, "Thank you, father."
"No problem, Two-Dogs-Fucking."
Like if you meet someone emo.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
