Culture jokes
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
Memes
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Dmitri! Where's my vodka?
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.
What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.