Culture jokes
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.