Culture jokes
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three. He said, "Uno, dos," and disappeared without a tres!
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!