Culture jokes
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Memes
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three. He said, "Uno, dos," and disappeared without a tres!
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.