Culture jokes
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Memes
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three. He said, "Uno, dos," and disappeared without a tres!
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.