What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three. He said, "Uno, dos," and disappeared without a tres!
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.
In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
