Culture jokes
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
"Ohh wing wing."
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
Electricity.