What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
Culture Jokes
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
