After I am dead during my funeral service I want some one to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club " Church of the Poison Mind"
Normal Europe : Oh no, I lost my iphone... Amish : Oh no, I lost my potato
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent's throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
Unfortunately NASCAR has been cancelled. The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball , the orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat
Orphan. Where are my parents
God.New York City
Orphan. But they use to live in China
How do Asian people name their children?
they throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? msg it to @chelsearosegraham
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
why tranny say have a good day to jew? he goy goy
asian conversation: Person 1: Ni how's it going? Person 2: konnichi what's up? Person 1: ive bing chilin
How to Chinese people name their kids? - They roll down a coin down the staircase and it says, ching chang chong...
How do you start a rave in Etiopia? You put food ceiling and they start jumping.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person
Because Logan Paul left him hanging
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Why do Indian man marry fat Woman
What do u call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it a Filipino.
The coach of the Detroit Lions had put together the perfect football team. But then his quarterback got blindsided and was out for the season with a knee injury.
Then his backup went down with a concussion. He tried the trading route, free agents, but nobody any good was available.
One evening while watching the news from Iraq, he saw a young Iraqi soldier with an amazing arm. The soldier rifled a grenade on a perfect arc into a 4th story window from 100 yards, bam!
He tossed another directly into a tight group of 12 enemy fighters 80 yards away, ka-bam! Then a humvee passed, going 60 kph, boom! Another perfect shot!
Coach said to himself, "I got to have this guy. He's got the best arm I've ever seen!"
He tracks him down and convinces him to come to Detroit. The kid takes coaching perfectly, makes all the plays, and long story short, the Lions win the Super Bowl.
The Iraqi is now the Conquering Hero in pro football, and a huge story. But when the broadcast team tries to interview him, all he wants is to phone his mom.
"Mother," he yells over the phone, "We just won the Super Bowl!"
"Don't talk to me," the woman says. "You abandoned us. You can't be my son."
The young Iraqi begs, "Mom, you don't understand! Our team won the biggest game here in the U.S. Thousands of fans are screaming for me. The U.S. President is going to call me!"
"I don't care," his mother snaps. "Right now I can hear gunshots everywhere. Our block is like a ruin. Your brothers were beaten half to death last night, and your sister was nearly raped."
Then she says, "I can never forgive you for making us move to Detroit."
How do Chinese parents name their children? Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing,Bong,Dong
Why does the Greeks and Romans like food. Because food is good for you.
