Culture jokes
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
Face reveal
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.