Culture jokes
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
Memes
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.