Culture jokes
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
Memes
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!