Culture jokes
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
gotta get them all
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Me: September is here!
[Labor Day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."