An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
