Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
