Culture jokes
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.