Culture jokes
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.