Culture jokes
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.