Culture jokes
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
Dababy
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.