Culture jokes
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
An old man goes to church.
One Sunday morning, an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt, and boots that were very worn and ragged. In his hand, he carried a worn-out old hat and an equally worn-out Bible.
The church he entered was in a very upscale and exclusive part of the city. It was the largest and most beautiful church the old cowboy had ever seen. The people of the congregation were all dressed in expensive clothes and accessories.
As the cowboy took a seat, the others moved away from him. No one greeted, spoke to, or welcomed him. They were all appalled at his appearance and did not attempt to hide it.
As the old cowboy was leaving the church, the preacher approached him and asked the cowboy to do him a favor. "Before you come back in here again, have a talk with God and ask him what he thinks would be appropriate attire for worship."
The old cowboy assured the preacher he would.
The next Sunday, he showed back up for the services wearing the same ragged jeans, shirt, boots, and hat. Once again, he was completely shunned and ignored. The preacher approached the man and said, "I thought I asked you to speak to God before you came back to our church."
"I did," replied the old cowboy.
"If you spoke to God, what did he tell you the proper attire should be for worshiping in here?" asked the preacher.
"Well, sir, God told me that He didn't have a clue what I should wear. He said He'd never been in this church."
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!