Culture jokes
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"