Culture jokes
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
Muslim furries like goats.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
A young boy is in a tepee with his father, just after his sister's naming ceremony. Curious to how it works, he asks his dad, "Father, why is my sister's name Tulip?"
His father responds, "That is her name because a tulip was the first thing she saw when she first opened her eyes."
The boy was still puzzled. "What about big brother Sparrow?"
"His name is Sparrow because a sparrow landed on him when he first began walking."
The boy finally asked how he was named. "Well, we decided to name you the same way as your sister."
The boy nods with understanding, "Thank you, father."
"No problem, Two-Dogs-Fucking."
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
Yo mama is Dora.
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.