Culture jokes
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.
let me see it
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
SUBSCRIBE!!!
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.