Culture jokes
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Thanksgiving
Who is your mum?
An emo.
Ya momma is sus.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"
Like if you are emo.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
That's kinda sus, you know?
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.