Culture jokes
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
That's kinda sus, you know?
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
Memes
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
You have Chinged your last Chong.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
A redneck and a Black man walk into a bar and order a drink.