Culture jokes
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
Memes
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
Uh oh, stinky!
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.