Culture jokes
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
Memes
MF DOOM is a time traveler confirmed????
Uh oh, stinky!
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.