Culture jokes

What do you call a surprised Chinese man?

Ho Lee Fuk.

What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?

They both hang with the trees.

Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?

Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.

What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?

One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.

Hi UwU!

What movie do orphans relate to the most?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)

Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.

What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?

At home.

What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.

What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.

Why do mummies have trouble making friends?

Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.

Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...

Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"

Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get the Chinese Daily!

Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!

What are Mexicans' favorite sport?

Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?

Because white people have white privilege.

What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?

Rogue Juan.

My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."

Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.

Uh oh, stinky!

Baka!