Culture jokes
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
Memes
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
Uh oh, stinky!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What the sigma?
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.