Culture jokes
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
Uh oh, stinky!
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Two guys are captured by native Chinese. They give them two choices: 1. Death. 2. 他妈的
The first guy: What's 他妈的?
The Chinese: Fucking.
The first guy chooses death.
Second guy to himself: Well, I'll let these sick fucks fuck me. At least I'll be alive...
The Chinese: Come on, we don't have all day.
Second guy: I choose 他妈的.
The Chinese: Ok, 他妈的 to the death!
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
Can emos eat happy meals?
A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
W fr W
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.