Culture jokes
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
Memes
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
Uh oh, stinky!
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What the sigma?
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
Baka!
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.