Culture jokes
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Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
Can I get a Hoyah?
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.