Culture jokes
Yeet? Yeet yeet yeet!
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
Memes
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.