Culture jokes
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
You have Chinged your last Chong.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
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What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Yeet? Yeet yeet yeet!
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Nig
(finish the lyrics)
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!