Culture jokes
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
That's kinda sus, you know?
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Memes
Thanksgiving
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Nig
(finish the lyrics)
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Ya momma is sus.
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).
Like if you are emo.
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"
Who is your mum?
An emo.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.