Culture jokes
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How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
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A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
You have Chinged your last Chong.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Me: September is here!
[Labor Day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!