Culture jokes
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.
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Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"
Like if you are emo.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
Who is your mum?
An emo.