Culture jokes
Like if you are emo.
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"
Who is your mum?
An emo.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
Memes
Thanksgiving
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
You have Chinged your last Chong.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
Yeet? Yeet yeet yeet!
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
Me: September is here!
[Labor Day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!