Culture jokes
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
Memes
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
Hoi!
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"