What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Culture Jokes
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
of (DYM 114)
Her (DYM 70).
The (DYM 72).
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
