Culture jokes

British tv: 🖥

Italian tv: 📺

What do you say to an upset German?

Quit being such a sauerkraut!

Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?

I should probably stop making emo jokes.

They just don't seem to cut it anymore.

What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels.

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

What do you call an Eskimo stripper?

A frosty-tute.

EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.

mememe

My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!

I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"

French jab is ban French's backwards.

What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.

How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"

Who was in Paris?

I dunno, the title was censored.

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.

What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?

I don't know.

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbread man.

How does an emo kid compliment one another?

Like your cuts, G.

What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?

A: Go kill yourself!