Culture jokes
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
French jab is ban French's backwards.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."