Culture jokes
Yeah yeah.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Kobe got irl canceled.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.