Culture jokes
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
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"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up