Culture jokes

Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.

What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?

I don't know.

Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.

New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.

Haway Five O.

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"

How do you make an emo jump?

A bridge.

What do apples and emos have in common?

They both hang from trees.

I gave an emo kid money.

He gave me the great depression.

The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.

Who was in Paris?

I dunno, the title was censored.

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbread man.

What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?

Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?

I make elevating music; you make elevator music.

Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.

"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy

"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."

Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!

Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).

Does anyone know the song that goes like:

Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?