Culture jokes
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Memes
WJE iceberg
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
French jab is ban French's backwards.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
mememe
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
Mom! (DYM 48)
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!