Culture jokes
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw them down the stairs and see what noise they make! WA WA WAAAAAAAAAAAA!
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
Sis is meme.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los